Marv sent this, from Archie:
>
> If George W. Bush
> had given Gordon Brown a set of
> inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon
> Brown had given him a thoughtful and
> historically significant gift, would you
> have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had given the Queen of England an iPod
> containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this
> embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you
> have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had visited Austria and made
> reference to the non-existent "Austrian
> language," would you have brushed it off as
> a minor slip?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers
> with people who cannot seem to keep current on their
> income taxes, would you have
> approved?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
> "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador
> when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and
> continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have
> winced in embarrassment?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice
> would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle
> and potatoe
> as "proof" of what a dunce he is?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go
> plant a single tree on "Earth Day", would you have
> concluded he's a hypocrite?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One
> flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter
> in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you
> have wondered whether they actually "get" what happened
> on 9-11?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had been the first President to need a
> teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press
> conference, would you have laughed and said this is more
> proof of how inept he is on his own and is really
> controlled by smarter men behind the
> scenes?
>
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood
> victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or
> made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made
> into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism
> and incompetence?
>
>
> If George W. Bush
> had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major
> corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority
> to do so, would you have approved?
>
> If George W.
> Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which
> had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one
> year, would you have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had then proposed to double the debt again 10 times
> within years, would you have
> approved?
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings
> of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in
> GM, would you have approved?
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to
> take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have
> approved?
>
>
> So, tell me
> again, what is it about Obama that makes him so
> brilliant and impressive? Can't think of
> anything? Don't worry. He's done all
> this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and
> seven months to come up with an
> answer.
Stunning list of
achievements
If George W. Bush
had made a joke at the expense of the Special
Olympics, would you have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had given Gordon Brown a set of
> inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon
> Brown had given him a thoughtful and
> historically significant gift, would you
> have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had given the Queen of England an iPod
> containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this
> embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you
> have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had visited Austria and made
> reference to the non-existent "Austrian
> language," would you have brushed it off as
> a minor slip?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers
> with people who cannot seem to keep current on their
> income taxes, would you have
> approved?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
> "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador
> when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and
> continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have
> winced in embarrassment?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice
> would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle
> and potatoe
> as "proof" of what a dunce he is?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go
> plant a single tree on "Earth Day", would you have
> concluded he's a hypocrite?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One
> flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter
> in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you
> have wondered whether they actually "get" what happened
> on 9-11?
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had been the first President to need a
> teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press
> conference, would you have laughed and said this is more
> proof of how inept he is on his own and is really
> controlled by smarter men behind the
> scenes?
>
>
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood
> victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or
> made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made
> into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism
> and incompetence?
>
>
> If George W. Bush
> had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major
> corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority
> to do so, would you have approved?
>
> If George W.
> Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which
> had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one
> year, would you have approved?
>
> If George W. Bush
> had then proposed to double the debt again 10 times
> within years, would you have
> approved?
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings
> of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in
> GM, would you have approved?
>
>
> If
> George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to
> take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have
> approved?
>
>
> So, tell me
> again, what is it about Obama that makes him so
> brilliant and impressive? Can't think of
> anything? Don't worry. He's done all
> this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and
> seven months to come up with an
> answer.
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