How to give 100%

Interesting maths.            Isaac Lagnado, PhD         This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.         Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.   This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:      What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?      Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:       If:    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z      is represented as:   1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.      Then:      H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K   8+1+1 8+4+23+15+18+ 11 = 98%         and         K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E   11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%      But ,   A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E   1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%      And,      B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T   2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%      AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.   A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G   1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%      So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,and Attitude  will get you there, its the Bullshit  and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.         'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'     __._,_.___ . __,_._,___

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