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Jack wrote:
I know two such stories in real life. See below.
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when hiswife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which shecould see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that therewere people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked"Is someone in your house," and he said "no." Then they said that allpatrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and anofficer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up,counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you afew seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them."Then he hung up.Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two firetrucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'residence and caught the burglars red-handed.One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shotthem!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"Don't mess with old people.
[Jack's comments] Two incidents: (1) A friend of mine had a run-in with a neighbor who then went and told the police that my friend was doing drugs. [He won't even use aspirin.] The cops came out and ransacked his home and his car, and confiscated his pistol. A few weeks later, he was on his way home and his car skidded on the slick, wet pavement and went into the ditch. This was right at the edge of an Arab village, the same one where my car was stoned a couple months ago. He called the police and was told no one knew where he was talking about, couldn't understand his directions, no one was available, etc. He called back again and explained that the van is full of drugs and as soon as the villagers discover him, they will come down and pillage the van and find the drugs and sell them. Within ten minutes, a police car arrived. Suddenly, they found someone who knew the location they were speaking about and a car became available.(2) Another friend of mine went to Hollywood High School when it was integrated by busing black students from South-Central LA. The blacks started shaking down the white (almost all of them Jewish) students every day for money. And they closed entrance to the white-owned stores (almost all of them owned by Jews) unless they were paid off. They called the police every day and were told that they had no cars available and no personnel available and could not respond. After about two or three days of that, they called the Jewish Defense League, who showed up in a few minutes with baseball bats, etc. and shook down the black students for change to let them on the buses. In about five minutes, twenty squad cars arrived with two cops in each car to take control of the situation.
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