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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Fwd: great story

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Ha, ha!  DS

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun

In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: 

[]  []

  'Want coffee.'


The waiter says,  [] 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'

  He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

And then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

Another male buffalo with the other

He walks up to the counter and says to

The waiter

[]  

  'Want coffee.'

The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! []

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.   What was all that about, anyway?'

The Indian smiles and proudly says .

[]  

'Training for position in ISRAEL KNESSET

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

Leave mess for others to clean up,

Disappear for rest of day

Stop complaining and fight back!
Here's how:
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/7702

http://www.nfc.co.il/Archive/003-D-27449-00.html?tag=04-32-31
Have a nice day

Aryeh Zelasko :-)
Beitar Illit, Judea


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